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post traumatic text disorder

Typically, victims of textual harassment are most prone to suffer from post traumatic text disorder. Excessive strings of single-sentence or even single-word texts are the most common cause of PTTD. How uninteresting or irrelevant a text or string of texts are is positively correlated to their propensity to traumatize the receiver. Also, the earlier or later in the day these texts are sent, the more likely they are to increase the severity of PTTD symptoms. The signs and symptoms of PTTD are:

-having startled responses to text alerts
-ignoring all received texts due to fear and/fatigue caused by the individual textual harasser
-engaging excessively in activities prohibitive to phone use for the very purpose of avoiding texts

-googling how to block messages without blocking calls
-dreaming of traveling to the location of the textual harasser, smashing their phone, and leaving
Example:

Joe receives sports updates from his friend every single day as early as 6AM and as late as 1AM. Joe starts telling his friend that he's going to sleep earlier and earlier, hoping his friend will be courteous and not text. Joe's friend (the textual harasser) is not courteous and still texts. Joe silences his phone and begins to ignore all texts. Joe feels bad about lying, and instead of confronting his friend, he actually goes to bed when he says he's going to bed.

Joe starts to sleep 12 hours a day, develops bed sores, chronic back pain, and his marriage falls apart. Joe becomes the first person diagnosed with Post Traumatic Text Disorder.
by tim_triple_j November 11, 2015
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Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder

A very severe mental disorder that has occurred to super Trump supporters after he lost the election. It is unclear at this time if it is curable or it is life long. There are countless number of people that are already showing signs of the symptoms of the disorder. Common symptoms are:

• Having flash back scenes of when news channels started showing projection of "Bidden has Won".

• Feeling that there was immense voter fraud in the 2020 Presidential Election even when there was none.

• Believing in Trump even after he leaves office.

• Believing that Trump is on his second term when Biden is in office.

• Screaming your head of in support for Trump, like an idiot, in front of an Board of Elections office.

• Hurling abuses at every Democrat you meet.
*Somewhere in Arizona. *

Person 1: Why are those folks across the street outside of the Board of Elections office screaming count the vote? The election ended like a month ago, and all the votes have already been counted.

Person 2: Oh those poor folks. They are suffering from Trump Traumatic Stress Disorder, also known as TTSD.

Person 1: That indeed is sad.
by MST3K I like November 26, 2020
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A woman which suffer from a man is or was abusive mentally and physically, liar, cheater, dead-beat father, and always depends on a woman to take care of him.
PTMD “Post-Traumatic Man Disorder” 2009 LaSonia Harrington A Man that wants to be married to you yet in a relationship with you and his side chicks. While his wife and kids struggling to make ends meet.
by MSLLH November 20, 2019
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trimatic

A three speed automatic transmission made for various Holden vehicles from 1970 through to 1988 such as the Torana, Kingswood and Camira. It was replaced by various GM units. Often endeared "Trimagic" for its fluid, smooth shifts, or "Traumatic" for its dire reliability record, the copious amount of power it robbed from the engine, and the overwhelming amount of oil it left on your driveway. Operation is by a column shift or floor shift.
"yeah he's got a 253 V8, shame about the trimatic though"
by mildewmatt December 27, 2008
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Post traumatic down syndrome

Post traumatic down syndrome - a condition that mimicks down syndrome that is directly caused by Trauma.
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Traumatic Rizz

When your rizz is so bad to the point it traumatizes people and will possibly give them ptsd.
Person 1: GRGRGRHGEGHHHHRGHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCKKKK-
Person 1: What’s yo snap?
Person 2: What..
Person 1: GIVE ME THE SNAP.
Person 2: Okay, okay, please don’t hurt me or my family.
Person 3: That’s some traumatic rizz.
by Funky Punk January 25, 2023
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Post Traumatic Dick Disorder

Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .
" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."
by _sammyn April 4, 2015
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