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APE TRADING

The trading strategy of BUYING and HODLING + BUYING THE MF'N DIP
APE TRADING investors have more time then hedge funds have money!
by Mr. Stanley moon October 6, 2021
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Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder

AKA PTD To constantly trade, purchase, sell and swap one's phone. PTD sufferers are generally underworked, oversexed and have too much time on their hands. The phones of PTD sufferers are always in perfect pristine condition, as one with PTD will constantly clean and wipe the phone after each use (PTDers may also have Germaphobia). Along with being kept in pristine condition, the phones from the PTDer are left feeling unloved and cheap since the PTDer doesn't have the phone in his possession for more than 4-6 weeks. Intervention is critical for the sake of the phone.
He suffers from obsessive phone trading disorder. He buys a new phone every 4 weeks.
by PrincessConsuela1971 November 20, 2010
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Krunker Market & Trading

Did you see what happened in Krunker Market & Trading last night?

No.

They were spamming homophobic and racist memes!

Lol what a bunch of losers.
by Average KB Member October 13, 2021
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National Toe Pic Trading Day

February 29th is known as National Toe Pic Trading Day. On this day, it is customary to send quality pictures of your toes to your friends. Make sure to moisturize your toes and clip your nails. Many participants decide to hire a professional Toe Photographer. Toe Photography is now a growing industry, thanks to this national holiday. This holiday was established by our founding fathers upon discovering their love for toes and the freedom that our foot-fingers symbolize.
—“Bro, make sure to moisturize you toes on National Toe Pic Trading Day.”
—“Of course bro, can’t wait.”
by noscrofopo-official November 13, 2019
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Trading Butter

Using your middle finger to churn somebody's butthole and then immediately churning your own butthole with that same finger
"Where did they run off to?"
"Oh, they're probably trading butter in the attic again. "
by ButterTrader January 19, 2019
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Dark Trading

Trading that involves misbehavior or items that would be frowned upon in society. It can also be used if it involves common objects that are just being used for the wrong, or dark, purpose.
I'm giving him ten dollars for a cigar, its some serious dark trading.
by TacticalKittens May 20, 2008
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Trading Spouses

Possibly the most baneful show on Fox Television Network. The rules of show are as follows:

1. Two families switch maternal figures for two weeks.

2. The first week the wife must oblige to the families routine activities and procedures.

3. The second week the wife may implement her guidelines and etiquette which must be adhered to by the brood to which she is a transient among.

4. Post-switch the families are reunited, each bearing a letter from the opposite wife. Along with this letter is $50,000 which is do be distributed according to the will's contained in the letter.

This show wontedly unites polar opposite family structures each week to see how the chaotic situations that are inevitable ensue playout.
Person 1- Hey did you watch Trading Spouses last night?

Person 2- No. I was busy doing something more appealing, eating pead laint.
by Dyer Hater December 28, 2005
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