Traffucked

When your plans or something gets fucked because of traffic

I'm traffucked, can't make in time to the party

by Yesmylord December 21, 2019

Trafficed da hoomans

Is that THEY... AREN'T EXTRA SPECIAL GUYS EITHER! They don't want to have to turn their butthole up to him (because that's literally how capitalism works). So you get 'Well, he's a pimp. I don't like pimps! I like junkie pedophile rapists who tell people I'm smart' But you're NOT smart. In any way shape or form. And YOU BOTH want people to have to do what you say... He didn't have to do any of the shit you say...The shit you say... DOESN'T WORK. It does nothing but keep people trapped in a mediocre existence. Which is what you want.

Because if they aren't trapped in a mediocre existence... Well... THEN... Then you have ANOTHER ANDREW TATE TO DEAL WITH... What do they need YOU for? Nothing! If they aren't mediocre then they have no reason to listen to you! Then you don't matter anymore! And HE might not keep people trapped in mediocrity (No he's fine with it, he'll do it). That's WHY you take so much pleasure (the sadistic kind) in MY situation. You want people to be trapped in a mediocre existence. I AM that (against my will). Even though I created A.I. (And fuck you Alex I can fix the 'using non-linear thinking to trick it into believing stupid shit' problem Alex... Probably... You fucking poof). 'He did a human traffic! He trafficed da hoomans!' It's fucking ridiculous. All because you don't want to live in reality. You want to live in hypothetical future reality! And they only way to live in hypothetical future reality... Is for people to do what YOU tell them... And you will do ANYTHING to force (And it's always for you can call it an invitation all you want it's force by way of input or withholding) people in the direction (whichever direction you want to call it it's entirely arbitrary) of your desired hypothetical future reality. You'll do ANYTHING (to put it in terms Jordan Peterson can understand with is simple idiot mind) 'seize control of heaven.' That's all it is. That's all you're doing."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2024

Traffucked

As one sits in heavy traffic that isn't moving making you late for scheduled events.

When you're stuck in traffic, late for an appointment or work your excuse can be labeled as "I got traffucked" today.

by PopNLok February 22, 2026

child Sex traffickers

losers that sell children for sex

Did you see those child sex traffickers targeting dragonmodded?

Yeah bro, but police don't wanna do their job

by TheAnalBeadUser August 1, 2024

Trafficated

when you're stuck in what was once a small town turned mini city like Las Vegas or DC without the bars, but instead replace w/ stores and restaraunts and misc crap shops which seems to be the only way people come and go from home thus causing heavy pointless traffic

South Hill is really trafficated today, these assholes wont let anyone in, the intersection is blocked and weve been sitting at this light at least 3 times.

by dirtybird loves batman November 27, 2007

traffick

When your in a car with a gun ridin around lookin for a enemy to shoot

She owed me money and didnt pay, the next day I caught dat ass in TRAFFICK rolled the window down and smoked her dumb ass!!!!

by Katie over anything May 14, 2016

Trafficky

State of traffic that is oversaturated with rude people.

"Traffic was especially trafficky this morning, so at least it's doing its job."

by Imareallyradperson February 22, 2017