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carl townsend

the smile that lights up life and makes any day brighter
Ive been feeling blue, seems like a good time for carl townsend
by Your One and Only Baby February 3, 2010
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Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?
by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021
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Townsenditis

Suck the Phillies cock so hard the Philly phantic soul leaves his body
He’s always picking up for the Phillies no matter what. He got that Townsenditis
by Hurts so good August 16, 2022
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