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floppy tortilla

The act of donkey punching someone so hard they shit on your penis therefore ruining tour boner
Jimmy donkey punched jenny so hard he got a floppy tortilla
by Corlee January 19, 2015
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Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club

When someone fucks in the bathroom at Alamo Cafe, a restaurant chain in San Antonio, Texas, they become members of the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club.
“Wow, looks like Esteban and Morgana had a good time in the bathroom. I bet they joined the Alamo Cafe Tortilla Club”.
by RealDefinitionsForRealPeople February 6, 2021
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tortilla poisoning

When mexican girls start off super skinny until they hit their late 20s early 30s then BAM! they get major junk in the every trunk from eating all those tortillas all those years!
Man Elena used to be all fine but then she got tortilla poisoning and its been down hill ever since!
by Brena Idol May 16, 2008
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tortillas

Lesbians. you know flat on flat ...
My tortillas are coming over to watch the L Word and listen to some Melissa Ethridge.
by Schneidwinder April 3, 2008
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Tortilla Roller

Taking ones cock as if it were a tortilla roller, and running it back and forth on her face in the act of "rolling", like trying to flatten out a tortilla.
'HAHA I just rolled my cock across that chicks face! Just like a tortilla roller!!
by Tazz244 August 17, 2010
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tortilla soup

Tortilla soup comes in many different forms, however, the most popular form is made like such:

A rich, nacho cheese and chicken broth base combined with chicken and salsa, mexican chili powder and jalapenos, all cooked together. Then, add fried strips of corn tortilla on top to make a crunchy, melty, delicious mexican soup.
Oh my god, this tortilla soup is amazing, Lonny.
by Lon May 17, 2005
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tortilla soup

When a man or woman diarrheas into a bucket or bowl, and the girl then proceeds to dip her vagina into bucket or bowl, and then gets eaten out.
Benny is sick, he got all shit faced because he engaged in tortilla soup with his bicth.
by Ted Hamburger November 16, 2006
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