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Torontoed

(verb) a rare lose in an NHL playoff elimination game when a team leading by 3 goals in the third period end up losing in sudden death overtime and being knocked out of the playoffs.
The Toronto Maple Leafs defined torontoed (on 13 May 2013) when they lost game 7 in a best of 4 playoff series, by losing 5-4 in overtime to the Boston Bruins when they lead 4-1 at the start of the 3rd period, subsequently being knocked out of the playoffs.

On 25 May 2013, the Chicago Blackhawks could have gotten torontoed last night by the Detroit Red Wings, whom were leading the playoff series 3-1 and were down 4-1 in the third period of game 5...but didn't.
by bviase May 26, 2013
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toronto, ohio

A small town in Ohio that not that many people know about. People who live there most likely have huge fields and get drunk a lot.
by SunShine_13 June 12, 2016
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torontoroom

Torontoroom is one of the biggest Canadian Instagram page. They have gathered over a hundred thousand followers and are expanding rapidly. They are known for there controversial posts which spark new perspectives on certain topics. They also promote upcoming artists and show love to new Canadian brands. The Torontoroom team is always looking for new ways to expand and put Toronto on the map!
Roman: “ Yo bro you see that post on Torontoroom”

Christopher: “That post on Torontoroom was so crazy!”
by TorontoRoom INC February 9, 2021
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toonie

Canadian two dollar coin.

Derives from combining loonie and "two".
"Coffee costs $1.35. If you give me a toonie, I'll give you 65 cents back."

"Got two loonies for this toonie?"
by blaidd January 12, 2004
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toronto blue jays

A baseball team in the MLB founded March 26, 1976. Originally a small expansion team that played at Exhibition stadium in Toronto, Ontario, they weren't much of a contender until the 1983-1984 season when they lead the American League with a combined batting average of .277

The Jays did not move to their current home, then called 'Skydome' until June 5, 1989. The Jays' amassed back to back World Series wins in 1992 and 1993. A series of unfortunate trades, and mismanagement as a whole, caused the team's demise into mediocrity after 1995.

The team now resides at the Rogers Centre, after Rogers Communications Inc. bought the Skydome, and the rights to the team in 2005 for a record low $18M despite hundreds of millions used to build the original dome 16 years earlier.
With all the upcoming talent, and some of the best pitching in the league, the Toronto Blue Jays are destined for another shot at the Pennant!
by 2dFx June 11, 2006
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Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.
This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

Order yours in the next few minutes and get a free 30 day trial!. Money back gurantee!
by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004
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Toonie

Boston term (Typically Charlestown) for Yuppie.
You see the new neighbors yet?

Yea, buncha Toonies.
by JGoonch May 9, 2018
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