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Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.
Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.
by 1516forya February 27, 2018
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Leon Topping

Finn: Ugh I hate Leon Topping
Otis: Yeah he's an absolute Neek
by TheDanceOfItaly September 3, 2020
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Hot Topping

The perfect match for a Stud Waffle. A woman with stunning beauty and a keen intellect. She is independent and strong but doesn't mind a man taking care of her. The type of girl you just don't pass up.
See that chick over at the register... she is one Hot Topping. A girl like that doesn't stay single long.

Wow man. That Robyn girl is a seriously Hot Topping. Some Stud Waffle is really lucky.
by trogthemanchild June 10, 2009
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muffin-topping

The physical act whereby the male, with aid of lubricant (frequently sweat) , performs intercourse with the folds of skin which hang over a woman's low-rise jeans.
Paul was so into the new girl he got into muffin-topping her in the stairwell.
by rabelais10 August 3, 2010
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muffin-topping

(v.) The act of a person's belly, sides, and back fat overflowing the boundary of his or her belt in the way a baking muffin expands out of it's cup. First used by Scott Adams (author of "Dilbert" cartoons).
Once we were on the subway,... my wife sat next to a guy who eventually fell asleep and slumped on her. I picked a guy who was muffin-topping into my seat and listening to an iPod. We felt blessed with our choices.
by PeckComm December 1, 2007
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scone topping

Male ejaculate. It is particuarly appropriate when semen reaches its mature, viscous state.
So she turned her head to look at me after I gave her the reach around and I pulled out and gave her a generous donation of scone topping to her eyelids
by Brass Master D August 14, 2009
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Nut Topping

The act of placing one's testicles firmly between someone else's breasts, or "topping" the breasts with the "nuts".
Person 1 - "I feel like our sex life has become repetitive, and I want to try something new "
Person 2 - "I've always wanted to try 'nut topping'. It sounds like it would be fun!"
by yak the snak March 19, 2017
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