Partygoer: Man, you got any tonic water and limes?
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
Host: Nah man, just use Sprite.
Partygoer: What am I supposed to do with Sprite?
Host: Make a Poor Man's Gin and Tonic, fool.
by CarringtonS January 29, 2009
Get the Poor Man's Gin and Tonicmug. Bartender:
What would you like to drink?
Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.
Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!
What would you like to drink?
Customer:
This week has been tough and need something strong to take the edge off.
Bartender:
Sounds like you need a tonic klonic!
by dont.panic.its.organic October 26, 2017
Get the tonic klonicmug. "Rhubarb and tonic" is what the crowd says on tv during a din in the courtroom when the defendant is proclaimed guilty or innocent because it provides the best sound mix.
Judge: I find the defendant guilty.
Crowd: (general din)
Judge: Order! What are they all saying?
Dick Wolf: Your honor, I believe they are saying "rhubarb and tonic"
Director: Yes, that's what we told them to say. This is what is called a "rhubarb and tonic moment".
Crowd: (general din)
Judge: Order! What are they all saying?
Dick Wolf: Your honor, I believe they are saying "rhubarb and tonic"
Director: Yes, that's what we told them to say. This is what is called a "rhubarb and tonic moment".
by pe.kelly11 November 22, 2009
Get the rhubarb and tonic momentmug. The Dreamweaver Tonic is a shimmering liquid that radiates a soothing aura. When imbibed, it transports the drinker into a vivid and ethereal dreamscape. It enhances the dreamer's ability to shape their dreams, enabling them to explore fantastical realms and experience extraordinary adventures while they sleep.
Behold, the Dreamweaver Tonic! With a single sip, your slumber will transform into a gateway to limitless wonders. Unleash your imagination and embark on journeys beyond imagination within the realm of dreams.
by AustinReaves May 20, 2023
Get the Dreamweaver Tonicmug. La Monica De Tonic is The Monica Of Tonic. An absolutely stunning woman with dark silk hair that cascades down her shoulders. Her eyes are like onyx, deep and mysterious, drawing you in with their enchanting gaze. When she smiles, it's as if the whole room lights up, her laughter is infectious and hypnotic, leaving you wanting more. She is Radiant in positive energy, so her company is never a boredom. Conversation with Monica are enriched with knowledge and she is intuitive when others are talking! Monica exudes elegance and grace in life with every step she takes, a true beauty both inside and out. Monica is tonic with out a doubt!
When La Monica De Tonic laughs It is as if you are Hypnotized! My body is in a state of Paralysis. The only part of me where functionality is felt is my heart. Which is out of control under her laughter spell! The experience is tonic!
by La Monica De Tonic June 18, 2024
Get the La Monica De Tonicmug. A gin and tonic with olive oil
by Gin and tonic June 16, 2016
Get the kiss and tonicmug. Waiter: And what will you have for drinks?
Dad: We'll all have some Saussi Tonics, even the children.
Dad: We'll all have some Saussi Tonics, even the children.
by JDRO June 30, 2020
Get the Saussi Tonicmug.