tomposs

Small Penis, Ugly Face, Looks like Shrek's asshole what a pimp

He looks like a Tomposs

by Jokl April 28, 2014

Tampoon

When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.

I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.

by Moby_Dix January 18, 2015

tomfoolery

Foolishness, being goofy.

That Professor Frink on The Simpsons is certainly up for some tomfoolery.

by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

Harmless Tomfoolery

Not meaniful and insignificant fooling around or shenanigans

Fooling around with someone e.g harmless tomfoolery

by forrsyth February 18, 2009

Lucy Tampooning

verb: to float down a creek on a often homemade inflatable raft for a minimum of at least 4 hours.Named after one of the original rafts. Particularly popular in small towns where there aren't many things to do for fun. Lucy Tampooning is almost always done under the influence of marijuana and/or alcoholic beverages.

The snow is melting, it will be lucy tampooning season soon.

I cant wait for it to rain, the creek isnt high enough to go lucy tampooning.

Roll a blunt its tampooning time

by nickysmalls June 20, 2011

tomfoolary

Pointless
Possibly meaningless to the user

could be an object

" drop a lil jeweley down, pick ma valuables up, lay ma tomfoolary down...Lupe Fiasco "
"yo that's tomfoolary, I dont need to hear that"
"don't come to me with all your tomfoolary"
"just a little bit of tomfoolary I copped from the hood"
"jeez your full of tomfoolary"

by Gargon January 17, 2008

tomtoolery

adj: To describe a situation of a non-heterosexual nature.

You've cockblocked me twice tonight! I've had enough of this tomtoolery!

by Cole September 13, 2004