tommy pipkin

A 'tommy pipkin' is a small gas release by a male during sex.
It is only counted as a tommy pipkin if it falls into BOTH of the following catagories:
1. Said male has tried desperatley NOT to fart.
2. It makes a reletivley high pitch vibration upon release

woman:

'did you just tommy pipkin?'

man
'nah, it were the matress ger on wi it'

by beverageofkenny January 12, 2010

Tommy the Towel

Hotel guest that orders up extra amenities (shampoo, lotion, or towels) to his room. When delivered by housekeeper, the guest comes out of the bathroom, drops towel covering himself and chases housekeeper around the room naked.

Housekeeper to GM: "Sir, I just delivered 5 bottles of extra lotion to room 563 and the man came out of the bathroom, dropped his towel and chased me around the room naked".

GM to Hotel Employee: "Well sweetheart.....you got Tommy the Towel'd"!!

by urbigbrother June 11, 2011

tommy nugens

Tommy Nugens is a Vietnamese dude in my bio class.

Tommy Nugens profusely finger fucked Andrew Barresi in the asshole very hard as as my friend Saba watched and recorded it.

by Wdtastp March 7, 2018

Tommy Effect

An overwhelming feeling a girl gets when she is irresistibly attracted to a man. Just his presence for an extended amount of time will have her head over heels for him.

That Tommy Effect really worked on her. She can't take her eyes off of him.

by Mr. Psychology November 3, 2018

Tommy Dong

A word to not quite insult a person but to make fun of them.
Often used against asian people in particular.

It is not meant to degrade Asian people but to joke with them, kind of.

Me: Ahhh Tommy Dong

Asian friend: You need help :(

by UrDadIsAMotherfucker May 22, 2019

Tomczacked

A Tomczack (pronounced "tom-chack") occurs when you're headed for the sole available bathroom stall, but are denied entrance because someone suddenly sneaks in ahead of you.

Being Tomczacked is somewhat akin to losing at musical chairs, so the term is applicable to many similar situations, such as missing out on the last table at Starbucks, or having someone else take action on an idea before you do.

I was headed for the bathroom across the atrium to pinch a loaf, but one of the guys from that office in the corner appeared out of nowhere and Tomczacked me!

by turrican November 9, 2007

Tommy Wiseau

Director, actor, writer, producer (and everything else) behind the cult favorite, masterpiece known as The Room. His extraordinary talent and remarkable filmmaking skills have made him famous worldwide.

Here are some examples from the genius, timeless literature of Tommy Wiseau:

- You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!

- Oh hi doggy!

- Let's go eat huh!

- I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much.

- I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did naat! Oh hi Mark!

- You betrayed me... you that good... you, you're just a chicken, chirp-chirp-chirp-chirp, cheep, cheep.

- What a funny story, Mark!

- Everybody betrayed me! I fed up with this world!

- Maybe you should have a girl, Mark.

- Anyway, how is your sex life?

by Klogg August 24, 2010