The beauty of the word toffee is that its meaning is constantly evolving. It means what you want it to mean and more importantly what you need it to mean at any given moment. The buck wild flavor sauce to any English sentence.
by Israelitenstien October 27, 2012
Get the Toffeemug. An amazing person who is not only adorable but deserves more than just the world. You love them to plus or minus infinity.
by SedateTheExcorcist March 20, 2022
Get the Toffeemug. 1. A very sticky sweet thing.
2. Anything and everything. A word used to describe any word you can think of, in any context.
2. Anything and everything. A word used to describe any word you can think of, in any context.
by Dônkéy May 19, 2013
Get the Toffeemug. innocent sugar that has been buttered and roasted beyond belief and then petrified into a supposedly edible form. despite never having been successfully bitten through, it's flavor has been described as "overwhelming".
see also: adamantine, coffee
see also: adamantine, coffee
by GrillSalt March 14, 2020
Get the toffeemug. A toffee is a purpose made drink that is half coffee and half tea. It is very big on the continent at the moment and is very refreshing to drink.
"what would you like to drink sir?"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"
"do you have anything refreshing?"
"have you tried a toffee sir?"
"a toffee?"
"its half tea and half coffee sir"
"oh yes please, two sugars and leave the bag in!"
by Pablotours September 15, 2009
Get the toffeemug. the master and founder of ipwned, toffee has a savage silver tongues that has left many women begging for more and many men scared shitless from his acute use of sarcasm.
be afraid, be very afraid.
be afraid, be very afraid.
dxd:omg joo faggot!1!!
toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.
dxd: ...
toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.
toffee: stfu noob, i know you wanna suck my lightsaber like a cherry lollipop.
dxd: ...
toffee: damn straight punkarse bish, respect teh authority.
by Thomas Xavier June 25, 2004
Get the toffeemug. by Caffein September 28, 2008
Get the Toffeemug.