toddlercon

Toddlercon is like lolicon but even younger, toddlers consist of the age 12-36 months old, toddlers are depicted as something erotic and fap worthy.

Oh my god, im tired of looking at lolis all day, i need younger people to masturbate to......WHATS THIS, TODDLERCON?!?!

by Coolman1234590 August 22, 2018

toddler fingers

1. fingers of a person of any age that are constantly covered in saliva from their mouth and they never wash their fingers other than with their own spit

"did you see that kid's fingers"

"yea, they are total toddler fingers"

"ya, he better keep his toddler fingers away from my junk"

by toddlerlovin June 24, 2007

Cum craving toddler

A toddler who likes cum

A cum craving toddler

by Bonkers boy February 22, 2020

toddler

1. A child between the ages of 1 and 3.
2. Someone who can not walk very well.

your grandpa is a toddler.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

toddler chic

a style of fashion in which random articles of clothing are worn with no real concern for coordination or societal criticism. e.g. Christmas cardigan over a collared blouse, workout shorts over Star Wars leggings, with a beanie on the head and cowboy boots on the feet.

Young ladies who are into toddler chic frequent Etsy and thrift stores in search of the perfect random articles of clothing to wear.

by toyMasulina January 28, 2013

toddler roulette

Letting your un-potty-trained toddler run around the house naked in an effort to teach them to use the toilet.

Played some toddler roulette the other day with Riley and I'm still alive!

by Pecan October 28, 2013

Toddlered

A state of drunkeness when you can't speak coherently, lose control of your bladder and/or bowels, can't hold your own head up, and generally need someone to take care of you and babysit you.

Last night Johnny got toddlered.

by Jesykahb August 11, 2014