toaster

n.

A racial slur denoting a Cylon, or a person of Cylon origin. Used in reference to the highly reflective metal used in the construction of the original Cylon Centurions, and its similarity to the metal used in the construction of bread-toasting devices.

"You never loved anything or anyone, so don't try to sit there and tell me you did, you goddamned toaster."

"Get the hell off my ship, you toaster-loving son of a bitch."

by President Laura Roslin August 10, 2005

toasterating

The act of having sex witha toaster,while its on high.

Some robber was toasterating with my toaster,that freak

by Fo Realist December 24, 2010

Toaster

1) A device that heats bread until it is crisp, and therefore toast

2) A gun, heat

3) A DVD Player, X-Box, or Music Device. Often used with "Pop a Squat", "Pop a Trend", or "Pop a Plant"

1) Hey, put some pop-tarts in the toaster, will you?

2) I'm packing a toaster, don't mess with me

3) Pop a trend in the toaster, I need to beat your highscore!

by ElCapitan November 4, 2004

toaster

a toaster in newyork means a gun

yo son dont make me take out the toasters and blow yo head off

by rudy February 3, 2005

toaster

Any household object used for means of sexual gratification.

Erica, stop fucking the toaster! -_-

by k9norn November 12, 2003

Toastered

After sitting somewhere for a long period of time just lighting it up several times you more than likely will become toastered.

- "Did you just face 3 blunts?"
- "Maybe..."
- "You're going to be TOASTERED!"

by GeeJaeBee November 1, 2010

Toaster

It's actually a girl who sleeps with FIVE or more guys from the same fraternity house, where yes, there is a toaster awarded and she is pretty much ridiculed from that moment on in the Fraternity

"Cindy is such a toaster, I wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole"

by toast lover September 15, 2005