freddy freeman is the "mini manager" of superhero shazam, also known as billy batson. freddy is the softest nerd in the world and can cure depression by stealing one glance at him. he is a disabled foster kid. his entire family is composed of foster kids, which makes people immediately love the family evem more. freddy is played by jack dylan grazer in the new movie shazam! (2019).
victor: ha that guy freddy freeman is such a nerd
camila: omg i know but he makes me so soft i love him
victor: *sarcastically* really? well he looks so lonely, why don't you go sit with him?
camila: well maybe i will. he's much better than your personality anyway
camila: omg i know but he makes me so soft i love him
victor: *sarcastically* really? well he looks so lonely, why don't you go sit with him?
camila: well maybe i will. he's much better than your personality anyway
by BowersGangSweetheart April 16, 2019
Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
by Lily Miera March 01, 2008
he jai freeman'd his nuts
by dean is awesome September 25, 2013
by Bois G January 30, 2009
"Doing A Freeman" - This involves standing up from your desk, without warning, walking out the door; never to return.
Usually happens in an office environment where stress levels are high.
Usually happens in an office environment where stress levels are high.
Worker 1 - "Have you seen Paul?"
Worker 2 - "No, he was quite stressed yesterday. I wonder if he's Done A Freeman?"
Worker 3 - "Yeah, he just got up and walked out this morning. No-ones seen or heard from him since."
Worker 2 - "No, he was quite stressed yesterday. I wonder if he's Done A Freeman?"
Worker 3 - "Yeah, he just got up and walked out this morning. No-ones seen or heard from him since."
by ChreeesChan September 30, 2013
A legendary image containing a picture of Morgan Freeman. It allows a viewer to continue No Nut November after nutting once. When used, it restores the pre-fap accumulated powers of No Nut November to the user. This pass is consumed upon use and cannot be used again until November of the following year.
Matt: Did you fail No Nut November, dude?
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.
Herbert: I came close, man. I nutted but I had Freeman's Pass ready to go. I hope I can make it through the rest of the month.
by DeadlyPinecone333 November 05, 2018
A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.
http://xkcd.com/462/
http://xkcd.com/462/
While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."
by Threegunvash August 15, 2008