tick-tock seat lock

Used to claim ownership of a seat in the owners absence. Similar to squaters or fives. Can be shortened to simply "tick-tock

I'm gonna grab a soda, tick-tock seat lock

by Aaron Holderman January 3, 2006

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Tjockislunk

Swedish for fatass-trot. A run-workout where you only go as slow and short as you feel like, there is no requirements what so ever.
If you don't really feel like going for a run, you can just go for a short tjockislunk.

Jag kände mig lite sliten, så jag stack ut på en kort tjockislunk.
(I felt a bit tired, so I went out for a short tjockislunk.)

by grrrh January 24, 2021

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Tjock • tjockis • Tjockisfilm • Tjockislunk • du är tjock • thock • Tock • twock • trocking • twocker(s)

Thock-Off

Used to describe a female who claims to be a THOT only for attention from guys who would normally ignore her.

Mary? Nah bro, that bitch is a straight thock-off.

by MessiahAmp September 24, 2014

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Trocke

Known as the Brain of the room.

With a Trocke you know you’re always well protected from physical violence when only one is around, but you’ll feel like the world is coming to an end if you should ever challenge one mentally!

Watch out for their mental bite! Getting on a Trocke’s bad side or starting an argument, could leave you left sniffling and feeling like you just killed a baby or found yourself lost in the woods with only a tree leaf to cover your whoa-whoa!

NOTE: Never, ever “back peddle” in a conversation with one! That will only make you want to run for the nearest church to confess all your sins of your life!

Oh lord, here comes another Trocke! I’m going to go find a bomb shelter!

by A. Handler August 5, 2020

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