titless

An undesirable ugly old woman with no tits. Also has a loose clown's pocket pussy who gave her husband a heart attack with from lack of pleasure.

Mary Kishbaugh is titless.

by boboe3 October 30, 2008

topless

A term used by street prostitutes, meaning to perform a sex act without the use of a rubber.

I'll blow you for twenty bucks or forty topless.

by bigdaddyguy October 11, 2007

Topless Cuddle

When two partners cuddle while they are topless.

Tom and Sarah always do topless cuddles while watching television.

by Pewdroo June 28, 2016

Topless Pam

When a freshman slut decides to walk around topless at frat houses, after being double teamed by several of their members.

Bruh 1- Hey did see that girl Tiffany here last night.

Bruh 2- Who?

Bruh 1- You know topless Pam.

Bruh 2- O yeah she gave me head and then ran around naked.

by Bruh 2 November 12, 2010

topless espresso

An espresso ordered to-go without the protective lid. This is generally regarded as a very eco-friendly maneuver. Rationally, the likelihood of an espresso shot spilling while on-the-go is quite low given the amount of liquid involved compared to the height of the cup. Stated more directly, one has to be rather challenged to spill an espresso.

I don't normally order coffee, but when I do, I ask for "a topless espresso."

by KeepItCoolYo August 10, 2010

Go Topless

To put the top down on a vehicle.

It was the first nice day of the week, so Jim decided to go topless on his way to work.

When the weather gets above 70 degrees, many locals decide to go topless.

by Emmaleigh_04 March 31, 2010

Topless cupcakes

A reference to the attire of Kate Perry and her back-up dancers in the video "California girls".... it is usually said by girls to compliment another girl on how delicious any baked goods they made in the oven look.

Can also refer to a picture of a girl holding up a baked good in a stylish pose.

1) Picture of a girl holding a pink cupcake in a stylish pose

Girl 1: (comment) Wow, you did a good job baking! Topless cupcakes!

Girl 2: Agreed, Topless cupcakes

by jwlnler88 August 2, 2010