Big Timber

Big Timber is a small town 60 miles east of Bozeman, Montana that is so small, that if you blink you'll miss it. The town consists of 1,745 people as of 2004.
The coldest temperature on record was -47 in February 1936, and the hottest recorded temperature was 104 in July 1936.

Big Timber is Small town USA

by fairylakegrl March 22, 2009

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Morning Timber

Masturbating immediately after waking up, with morning wood.

"Hey John, what'd you do this morning"
"Ah, I just Morning Timbered."
"... What?"

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timber tiger

a Northeastern American slang commonly used to describe a chipmunk.

Hey look bro, that timber tiger's going crazy with my nuts.

by DubbleDeesNuts August 12, 2009

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timber bell

A timber bell is a fairly large (~1 foot dia.) bell in a tavern or bar that is readily accessible to customers. When the bell is rung, the customer who rang it buys a round for the house.

{ding! ding! ding!} Hey, somebody just rang the timber bell! Free drinks on the way!!!

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limber timber

(lim-ber tim-ber) Flaccid penis;

A person experiencing erectile dysfunction at an inoportune moment.

Unable to perform sex with vigor and vitality.

Sally finaly gave in to my advances last night and agreed to have sex with me but I was unable to perform with vigor and vitality because I had limber timber.

by rubtwostix October 18, 2011

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