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Titting Around

"All these bitches keep titting around"
by sweeeeeeeeeeetshawtie August 4, 2014
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tirting

"text flirting" or "flirting by way of text message"
Casey met this nice guy at the coffee shop yesterday, and they have not stopped tirting since their number exchange.
by MM Al Dir November 7, 2015
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Titting around

When you just can't get the IT to work and you spend the whole day faffing around trying to get on to outlook.
The GL LEP team often end up titting around for hours when they can't light on to Outlook.
by Boonie's Word World November 12, 2020
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Tilting

A common method of cheating in pinball where the person "tilts" (lifts) the machine to one side in order to force the ball to move somewhere else, potentially stopping it from going right between the flippers, or into a bonus.

Unfortunately, most machines are programmed specifically to combat this; if the machine detects that it is being tilted, a message saying "TILT" will appear. "TILT" causes the machine to become unresponsive until the ball falls out, causing the player to lose it. This is done to prevent cheating, as well as to avoid the machine being damaged.
Person 1: You hear about the guy who got the record high score on one of the pinball machines at the local arcade?

Person 2: Yeah, what about him?

Person 1: He was disqualified after someone ratted on him for tilting.

Person 2: Well, good on them. Cheaters never prosper. But how did he get away with it for so long? Normally the machine can detect that.

Person 1: Well...he was careful about it to make sure that the machine didn't notice, and people were too focused on the score.

Person 2: So how did they figure it out?

Person 1: The machine broke, and the guy playing it at the time happened to be an expert who suggested that someone was tilting. So they replayed that guy's high score and discovered it. He's now banned from the arcade.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 5, 2021
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Titting Hour

The time of night where girls are so sloshed, they start to bare their breasts.
If I'm tired after a long day at work, I'll still hang out at the bar until the Titting Hour.
by Morguean April 1, 2022
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Tofting

The act of being smothered (or smothering) under (or with) the buttock cheeks, anus and scrotum / labia of a fellow participant in some sort frothy sex play. Named after Danish Footballer Stig Tofting during his FIFA World Cup outing of 2002 who was a bullish no-nonsense type who's brutalisit appearance suggested he might be partial to a bit of "Tofting" himself.

In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.

Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".
Harry and Meghan frequently relaxed by indulging in a spot of Tofting. Megan usually Tofted the young ex-royal, and occasionally added some extra frisson by inviting celebrity friends such as Divine, Sir Elton John, and Butterbean to join in.

Or:

Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"

Jets fan: "I hate my life!"
by Cap'n Stevie February 2, 2023
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Tafting

The sexual act of getting stuck in a tub and allowing your partner to do whatever they want to you.
My bestfriend is very kinky, he said he spent hours tafting with his girlfriend last night.
by Big dubya February 18, 2024
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