flat tiring

the act of stepping on the backs of other peoples shoes causing them to trip or completely loose your shoe.

"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in the hall?"
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."

by forkandspoon February 4, 2010

Danish tubing

The act of male masturbation wherein a rod or wire is inserted into the urethra and heated with a torch or small flame to stimulate the prostate.

Jeez, my dick hurts. I better cut down on the Danish Tubing.

by AloePants June 6, 2016

hard timing it

When you're sad, mad, depressed, over a break up with your spouse. Men use it in description to other men, normally.

Have you talk to Steve??

Na that fools hard timing it right now.

by Alberts_a_fool June 4, 2014

Big Timing

The act of blowing off plans with a friend, at the last minute, when something better comes along.

ME: Hey Killa E, are we on for lunch today? Or are you big timing me?

Friend: Nope! I have a party I'm going too! Peace!

by Gumbo $4 2 April 4, 2017

tubing the yoobs

To watch many youtubes

In particular as a legitimate sport or hobby

I was 'tubing the yoobs last night and found this hilarious cat video

by Jsvaioop December 12, 2010

Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

by jacky_treehorn October 5, 2009