Theo is the sexiest, strongest and the sweetest person you will ever meet. Theo usually has a massive cock which draws girls in from all over. Once a Theo walks into your life never let him go he’ll never fail to disappoint.
by Big long shlong John May 05, 2019
A type of older man, often bearded and wearing a medallion, but well dressed and hip who has the appearance of having wisdom and insight. The persona is created to attract young women and girls. Berkeley, California is their spirtual homeland, although they can be seen In Paris, Taos or even Rome.
by lakeslider January 06, 2007
A fit lad that will be sexy ya know if you see a Theo hold onto him forever because he’s good in bed!
by I dunno bro October 22, 2018
I ginger cunt wannabe road man that thinks he’s cool cos he smoked weed 1 time. He likes to show off his stone island jacket that his mummy and daddy bought him because his report was a bit less shit than usual.
Person 1: ‘Oh look over there that’s Theo’
Person 2: ‘Yh he’s a right cunt’
Person 3: ‘Oh Yh a wannabe roady as well’
Person 2: ‘Yh he’s a right cunt’
Person 3: ‘Oh Yh a wannabe roady as well’
by fatcunt696969 November 22, 2019
Has a dick so big two girls can get rammed by it, can last longer than anybody else. Theo is so hot that everyone lines up to get fucked by his enormous dick and is smarter than Albert Einstein.
by Gang bones69 June 24, 2018
That gayest lonely depressed patato. Also he fucking emo as shiiiiiiiiiit. His favorite phrase is probably "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Girl 1-"Who's that emo bish over there?"
Girl 2-"Oh... That's Theo, or gay boi"
Girl 1-"I know hiiiiiiiiiiiim! Nvm my question from before."
Girl 2-"Oh... That's Theo, or gay boi"
Girl 1-"I know hiiiiiiiiiiiim! Nvm my question from before."
by TheGayShit1125 May 04, 2018