My Identity got stolen

A hot ass bitch who loves himself too much and loves to make out with himself in the mirror cause he’s too much of himself

Have you heard of this dude on tiktok named ‘ my identity got stolen ‘ ?

No? Why? Is he a good person?

Yeah he’s really good dude

by Butterandsoymilk June 25, 2021

Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019

not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

A woman that is just plan ugly

Dude 1: Would you sleep with that chick?

Dude 2: not with a stolen dick and someone else pushing

by kegggstand October 3, 2008

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases.

you completed a job on gta, congrats.

you are holding more than $5,000 which can be stolen by other players. visit an atm to 'bank' your cash and keep it safe. you can use 'banked' cash for most legitimate purchases.

by the cooler penguin27 June 7, 2022

Stolen

Instead of using the word, “Stole”’ to describe the “ Les Paul Gibson Guitar “, in this Context ; I suggest using the word ~

“ Stolen” in reference to the “ The Les Paul

Gibson Guitar “ “ Stolen “ from the Concert. It is most appropriate to use correct English, in which to describe

a “ verb”, in a sentence .

The “Les Paul Gibson Guitar” , was stolen after the concert.

by anonymous October 19, 2021