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Ethanol Seaweed

Oh look. Is it a ethanol? Or is it a seaweed?

Nah, it is both.

Mix some Ethanol with Seaweed and chant lizard come to me and you will summon the smartest creature on earth.
Boy 1: I am gonna drink do the Ethanol Seaweed.

Boy 2: Go choke on a dick.
by Lizard 🦎 November 14, 2020
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seawee

Some people call him a god some call him the king of king i guess hes the head master control who just make everyone like talking to him and he knows what to do when thing get bad for him seawee is just a kid with a god complex
seawee is just seawee
by seawee November 22, 2021
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Seaweed

Seaweed has an extremely aerodynamic jawline and a very round long back of the skull. The jawline is sharp enough to induce nuclear fission in air molecules. The products are extremely lethal and will cause anyone touching it to become a nerd ☝️🤓. Mass flow occurs around and over the top of the skull but not the bottom due to it being blocked by the long-ass neck. There is a humungous low pressure zone below the skull extension due to the skull having a negative critical angle of attack (around -30 degrees). This creates enough downforce to keep the Seaweed from flying away while it is windy. Additionally the top of the skull has a camber of 10% and causes massive induced drag making the Seaweed very slow both mentally and velocity-wise. The maximum camber position is at the frontal bone. On the sides of the skull-airfoil the ears disrupt the merging of low and high pressure air increasing autistic efficiency by 11.68256123%. At the trailing edge the products recombine in the reverse reaction to create normal air. The air temperature at the trailing edge is a function of the Seaweed's true airspeed. Also due to him having a nerd ☝️🤓 haircut the true lift coefficient is considerably lower and the drag coefficient much higher than expected of a smooth skull due to parasitic hair drag. Seaweed often wears nerd ☝️🤓 glasses which cause flow separation over the frontal bone causing vapour clouds to obscure his massive forehead. Finally, the Seaweed is restarted.
Here is Seaweed counting even numbers.
1
3
5
7
9
11
13
...
101.
As you can see, Seaweed is very good at counting.
by Wacky fella February 7, 2024
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double seaweed deluxe

1) A sandwich at the Krusty Krabb
2) A lit song by tutweezy and Reggie Couz
Reggie: let me get that double seaweed DELUXXEE
Tut: OK, double seaweed deluxe, that'll cost a lot of bucks, you know I don't give a f
by Melanie Mars May 11, 2018
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Seaweed Vipers

Seaweed Vipers are the most badass gypsy swing band on the central coast. Playing songs from the 20's and 30's, bringing back music from the Viper days.
Seaweed Vipers are a badass gypsy swing group.
by lynsing March 5, 2019
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seaweed chomper

a weird person who literally chomps on seaweed with his gigantic teeth
“fob”

shut up seaweed chomper
by urdadsfavoritebrunette. May 11, 2022
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seaweed legs

Meaning 1: When you laugh to much your legs start to wobble and you can’t stand up straight

Meaning 2: You just wobble because you have weak/numb legs
“Your ganna get seaweed legs if you laugh too much

OR

“Why do you wobble when you laugh?”
“Cause I got seaweed legs”
by anonymous December 2, 2020
mugGet the seaweed legsmug.

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