panted

To cum in your pants after seeing a fine female.

Once I saw her in that issue of my porn mag, I panted in my jeans.

by Aquaholic July 25, 2014

No Pants

Nickname for someone who regularly or consistently loses the coverings of their nether regions after a long night of hard partying, usually the result of a series of poor choices accompanied by the consumption of great amounts of alcohol.

"Must have been some party last night, huh, No Pants?"

"Hey look, it's Krissee Parker "No Pants!"

by Hermo109 October 01, 2007

pants

latest fashion trend

have you heard of pants? they are awesome!

by coca January 15, 2004

pants

A word to describe something that is rubbish. It was invented by Dominik Diamond of Gamesmaster fame.

"Rise of the Robots was pants."

by Iain D Smith January 14, 2004

pants

Used to describe something or a situation that is ridiculously awesome.

Example:
Shannon: "Yo man, I totally boned my proff today after class!"
Jeffrey: "Yo man, thats so PANTS!"

by Lulupoopoo October 08, 2008

Pants

The original cock block.

I almost got into Andrea's pants last night.

by grobend December 12, 2010

Pants

A person who gets wasted, pisses him/herself (usually on the couch or bed), and dishes his/her pants in a tree, then passes out on the same piece of furniture.

Wes: Ooh...what happened?
Geoff: Hey Pants, your up!
Wes: Ah FUCK!

by PimpinPakulak January 29, 2011