Merc

To masterbate/jackoff to video games with controller in hand

Hey guys I'm bout to merc on you're ass

by Kyle smiles February 14, 2010

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett December 15, 2008

merc

1. to get hit or hit someone else with a car or larger automobile
2. to wreak other havoc to an object (comparable to that of a person being hit by a car)

1a. damn, TOM got merced by a bus and his shit's all fucked up now.

1b. i'm about to merc that stupid bitch standin in the middle of the road.

2. i threw a party, and those assholes merced my house with pasta sauce.

by ringzhz April 27, 2006

Merc

The best scorer in the AM.

Yo we gotta stop Merc he killing us.

by szn 4 Zion August 24, 2019

merc

To Not help out with daily chores.

The kitchen is a mess, " Oh, it must have been Merced"

by Sir Merc A Lot January 11, 2008

Merc

Like when you feel something so good.
or also
When you murder something

That female give me good head that felt like merc.
or also
I merc that video game to level 100.

by J to da P July 5, 2004

merc

A complete slut who goes from clan to clan without ever playing with any skill what so ever
ref to jew

Hey guys can i join your clan
Im in 1st now

by Anonymous August 12, 2003