kermitting

Flailing your arms around the office to turn back on the lights.

Ed began kermitting around the office before the customers walked in the door.

by Blackether April 02, 2015

Kermitting

The act of making an error whilst driving or cutting someone one off and just looking straight forward pretending you are unaware of what you've just done.

That dickhead is totally kermitting me right now.

by Worlds most unstealthy ninja April 22, 2017

kermit

when u are dumb

kermits is dumb yeah fart

by w0wdude March 09, 2019

kermit suicide

when ur done with everyone's shit so u decide to kermit suicide

I swear to God, I'm going to kermit suicide...

by nick's child December 31, 2016

Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016

Salty Kermit

A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.

I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.

by MsuButters November 25, 2014

Kermit the Frog

A frog who is a Muppet and is not leaving 75% of his will to Koian because it's not true

Kermit the Frog does not have a will because he is a muppet

by Kermit has no money September 15, 2018