Skip to main content

Emotional Flatliner

Someone who shows no emotional response to anything, no matter how poignant or stirring. They’re either so repressed that nothing gets through their emotional firewall, or so disconnected from their feelings that even a child’s laugh, a heartfelt poem, a soulful song, or a breathtaking view leaves them completely unmoved. Picture a human equivalent of a flatline on an emotional EKG—zero reaction, just a blank stare.
"I played her my favorite song, the one that makes everyone cry, and she just shrugged—total Emotional Flatliner."
by Raquel de la Roche August 5, 2025
mugGet the Emotional Flatliner mug.

Flatliners

A group of male beings that have a love for wanking and drinking till they are completely fucked out of their minds. They aren’t the smartest of all people, they are known to make out with lizzards on the wall and get drunk until they start beating up someone. They have a soft spot for a little thing called “cactus jack”.
Man 1: hey, let’s get drunk
Man 2: no, let’s get flatliners drunk
Man 1: oh fuck
by LeG_KDOG September 1, 2020
mugGet the Flatliners mug.

To Flatline

That guy was so rude I’d like to flatline him.
by Plondruchen December 18, 2023
mugGet the To Flatline mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email