Strawberry Eclair

After giving your girl a messy facial, wrap her head in plastic wrap. Then proceed to punching her square in the nose making it a bloody mess. Amazingly it looks like it's fresh from the bakery!

My bitch was back talking me so I quickly worked up some ball batter and delivered it to her eyes, throat and nose I sealed the deal with a tasty looking strawberry eclair.

by BallBatter February 27, 2018

Eclairing

When you smear a shit from someones forhead to pelvic region and then fill them with cream.

Hey girl, what's say you and me choux back to my place and start eclairing?

by Wankusho March 14, 2018

The Double Chocolate Eclair

The act of taking a runny shit on another piece of shit.

person 1: metallica is like poop wrapped in runny poop
person 2: the double chocolate eclair.

by illshankyou December 16, 2011

Eclair

The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.

"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"

by Prof.Porpoise August 31, 2017

French eclair

The sexual act where by the penis is pulled back between the legs during intercourse and licked penis tip to lower back

“I had him on all fours and couldn’t help but eat that French eclair”

by Ausslang November 24, 2023

Reverse Eclair

A Reverse Eclair is the Sexual act of pretending to swallow cum, then pushing it into a partners mouth by french kissing them.

She got me with a Reverse EClair. I still cant get the taste out my mouth.

by Dick Lavay December 11, 2023

Flaming Eclaire

When a man is about to ejaculate during sex, he pulls out..puts hot sauce on his penis, and re-inserts and finishes ejaculating inside his partner’s anus.

Ryan wanted to “spice” things up in the bedroom so he gave her a flaming eclaire.

by Mr. RD July 2, 2023