by guyomalley November 18, 2010
by undaratedb November 07, 2021
Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
by nycdoggo May 24, 2025
Comedian Billy B is a very sexy and funny comedian. He's a nomadic vagabond who traverses the continent in search of spirits that need picking up. He is a very strong person who has picked up to 500 spirits at one time. Not to be confused with his split personality "The Trailer Park Pimp" who Also is a spirit lifter, but at the expense of other spirits. It is rumored that the only way to quell the Pimps fury is by monitary wealth, otherwise prepare for the Pimphand bitches!
by Kief Terpman February 03, 2021
A talented comedian that rescues Comedy Central Stand-up from their bovine, lack-luster "comedy" and misandry.
by TeskarTheBlindSquid February 03, 2020
Also know as comedowns. When you’ve been using party drugs and the high is leaving making you often feel shaky and emotional
How’s the comedians bro?
by Rbcca February 11, 2021
A canadian who smokes pot then starts telling jokes. Some are really good, some are really bad, and sometimes you can't understand what they're saying. But they always make people laugh.
Ex. 1. Buddy: (with joint in hand) hey man wanna hear something funny?
Guy: fuckin eh right I do bud ahaha
Buddy: (says a really funny joke/pun)
Guy: man ahahah that's funnier than when the prime minister fell off his moose into a tub of maple syrup during the hockey game !
Both buddy and guy are Canadian comedians Because the joint is always shared
Guy: fuckin eh right I do bud ahaha
Buddy: (says a really funny joke/pun)
Guy: man ahahah that's funnier than when the prime minister fell off his moose into a tub of maple syrup during the hockey game !
Both buddy and guy are Canadian comedians Because the joint is always shared
by immacookie August 15, 2015