no-brainer

A task or action that requires little or no effort to complete.
It’s a no-brainer!”
by Photonbeam September 20, 2019
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No brainer

A person who refuses to do or reciprocate oral sex.
Laura: Does Jake give good head?

Payton: I wouldn’t know, he’s a no brainer so he’s never gone down on me.
by Happy Gilmer November 11, 2018
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No-brainer

A decision that does not require much thinking
It should be illegal to drink and drive. That's a no-brainer.
by aloes222 April 04, 2022
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Simpleton-Brainer

The insanely rare "Simpleton-Brainer" is so rare it should be kept in a wildlife zoo with all possible restraints attached to avoid any unnecessary accident from evolving in it's chaotic environment. Anything below very high level smooth-boys should never be allowed in the near proximity or even visual reach from this monster, let alone manage and take care of it. Conveying this beast away from it's own misery is considered impossible by expert smooth scientists. So we're told to simply spectate and let it be.
Who peed on the dog again?, it must be the simpleton-brainer.
by Smoothbrainer69 October 22, 2020
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brainer

(noun) the cerebral equivalent of a boner; the act of being intellectually stimulated and titillated; when you have such a tantalizing and mentally arousing thought that your brain gets an erection.
I was scheming last night and devised such an ingenious plan that it gave me a raging brainer.
by Mr_Blue November 21, 2019
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Brainer

Mauritian creole language. It means a boy masturbating.
Get sa pilon la kuman p brainer.
by Spookydevilman79720 November 20, 2022
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brainer

The act of making a basic decision and bragging it's smart and unusual.
1- I'm worried about the high Covid infections atm so I'm wearing triple masks *smug face*

2- daamn, that's very smart brainer-boy
by Kafka1 August 26, 2021
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