Make the bacon

To perform sex upon command.

Make the bacon, bitch.

See similar Making bacon and Make bacon

by CerebralStud February 7, 2012

making the bacon

The utimate phrase of complete comtrol over another person or thing.Also could mean pwning or working another person.

Dave was "making the bacon" today when he beat down 4 fags. Joe "made the bacon" when he scored 3 touchdown. Ian made the bacon when pounded the shit out of rachel in the bed. Jesse made some bacon when hitting jon with a laptop.

by Joe patma crouch October 23, 2007

swing the bacon

another way of 'milking the bull' giving a male a hand job and rotating the penis in a helicopter action

here lawd did ye here that about that Holly one? she sure likes to swing the bacon

by cantbelievethissh*t February 4, 2012

finish the bacon

When there are sexual encounters yet to be finished, and they are very very serious.

man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon

by sierynn February 3, 2017

Steakin the bacon

Act of nobbing pussy

"a be steakin the bacon suckaz"

by Quim buzzer December 18, 2017

Sizzle the bacon

When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .

James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!

by Ghost765 November 2, 2021

Breaking The Bacon

Masturbation; cranking the hog. A slightly less vulgar term to describe the action of jerking off.

“Sorry I missed your call, I was breaking the bacon.”

by 𝐎𝐦𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐭 March 19, 2026