alligator blood

Term used in poker.
Used to describe a player who plays fearlessly when short-stacked and wins, or optionally, a player who plays for a long time short-stacked, winning just enough to keep them in the game. Also can be used to mean the complete lack of concern for other people's well being at the poker table.

The kid's got alligator blood.

by pokernut December 26, 2008

alligators in the sewers

Use this phrase when you know someone is giving you a total bullshit story, but you don't want to confront them head-on with their ridiculous lies.

Guy #1 - Yeah man, last night I picked up this gorgeous chick at the bar, and we had a threesome with her sister. Guy #2 - Yeah, okay man, blah, blah, blah, blase, blase, blase, alligators in the sewers....

by dipsys April 20, 2015

Alligator Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with one's penis. Both a noun and a verb.

I woke her up with an alligator slap.

by poorliljeffy June 5, 2010

feed the alligators

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)

Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 8, 2008

Road alligator

The strips of tire tread, usually from big rigs, which you see lying in the roadways.

"Breaker! Breaker! Someone call a Smokey. We got a six foot road alligator in the number two of the northbound double-nickle just south of the I-5! That sucker'll kill a two wheeler!"

by Green Bear September 26, 2005

alligator handjob

Two parts orange Gatorade, one part P.Diddys Coconut Vodka, with a spritz of Coppertone’s moisture mist bronzing spray.

“So sir, what may I get you this evening”
“I’ll have an Alligator Handjob please”

“Yes sir, one Alligator Handjob coming up”

by 007withatwist December 21, 2017

Alligator arm

In American football, a would-be pass-receiver's arm extended timidly, less than full length, because he senses a tackler bearing down on him and is not whole-heartedly eager to catch the ball. Usually plural.

"He's open, it's there.... Oh! Off his fingertips, incomplete. He had alligator arms on that one."

by RB Jr. September 10, 2008