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Vexbtw became the algorithm after TragicGex shouted him out on Snapchat
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Best A“I” “Company”(Temu lemonade stand with Gertrude and Mark) in the world.
I just used the Algorithmic Computer-generated Consciousness website and it caused me to lose 69 sextillion brain cells from Gertrude.
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algorithm slut

Someone who loves taking massive loads of content fed to them by social media algorithms. They are oblivious to the fact that it's all a filter bubble and seriously think they're funny by commenting things like "mythical fyp pull".
Jared browses tick tock on his phone and comments "legendary fyp pull"
A person with a brain replies: "stfu algorithm slut"
by p0o0ooo0 September 2, 2025
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u.s. standard algorithm

U.S standard algorithm is math for multiplication or adding and subtracting.
Let's use the U.S standard algorithm for our homework!

U.S. standard algorithm: Math strategy.
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The Algorithm

It's not the fucking Algorithm. Your romanticized conception of your grandparents "resilience" isn't an accurate reflection of their mental well-being. No it isn't the fact that they aren't doing your incest cult anymore.

Hym "Really, it's like you're incapable of soing anything other that scapegoating! Hey JeepJorp! Why are women engaging in hook-up culture?"

Dr. JeepJorp "Well you see... THEY'RE BEING TRICKED! THEY'RE BEING TRICKED BY THE PSYCHOPATHS!!! You see, psychopaths engage in short term mating behavior! And, you see, women get CONFUSED! They're looking for competence! So, when they go out to the club and ACTIVELY SEEK OUT A FAT-COCK... They're confusing his fat-cockled confidence... With Competence! Right? So, they do that repeatedly! Because they're slow! See, they have to walk into the rake a few times (or until they're like 30) to figure that they're being tricked by psychopaths! Just ask my slut-daughter!"
Hym "Um... Ok... Wait, no! That's fucking stupid! That's the stupidest fucking explanation I've ever heard. You're doing the same thing with 'The Algorithm.' It's the same thing. 'The algorithm! It's tricking people into thinking they have mental illness! It isn't the news-media BRANDING EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T ALIGN WITH THEM POLITICALLY AS AN UNHINGED LUNATIC! THAT CAN'T BE THE CASE! BECAUSE THEN WHEN HYM SAYS "Well, you're calling everyone crazy and then they murder your kids and then you blame it on nebulous craziness" IT'LL MAKE ME LOOK DUMB AND BAD! IT'S THE ALGORITHM! IT'S TRICKING EvErYbOdY!!!' You're fucking stupid. You need to shut the fuck up and give me the Adderall. You just don't like that I said it was like cocaine. And you DIDN'T KNOW THAT until I said something. So now you're taking a stance on medication 'WeLl We DoN't KnOw WhAt ThEsE dRuGs ArE dOiNg To OuR kIdS sO NOONE cAn Be AlLoWeD tO cOnTrOl ThEiR oWn BrAiN cHeMiStRy!!' You need your scapegoat. It's all you've got. And you'll generate the studies to show whatever they need to show for you to push your religion derivative anti-medication propaganda."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
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The Algorithm

You know, people (The YouTube filth) claim that the algorithm boosts NEGATIVE CONTENT... But that isn't what I get in my feed.
Hym "More often then not the algorithm feed me content that is THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT I ACTUALLY WATCH. So, I watch a bunch of atheist debunk videos but in my shorts feed I get a bunch of bible quotes. I watch a bunch of conservative news and in my shorts feed I get tranny streamers (and not just trannies but JEALOUS trannies (you know who you are) ). A lot of work out videos (I haven't worked out since the life strike began. But not 'negative content.' I don't know what you mg are getting but it isn't negative content being boosted."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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algorithm

In the social media world, an algorithm is a set of rules or instructions that platforms use to decide what content you see, in what order, and when.
On TikTok, the “For You” page is powered by an algorithm that studies your watch time, interactions, and even how long you pause on certain videos.
by Jtmarie September 8, 2025
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