Spank the bape

Spanking the Bape is a much cooler version of (spanking the monkey). but this one is whilst bathing/taking a shower

- Sup' dude? U got any plans today
- Nah bro i'm just gonna take a shower and prolly spank the bape

by SpreezMB August 8, 2017

spank the nozzle

To knock around the nozzle of a gas pump while it's still in the tank to get the last bit of gas out so it doesn't leak on your car or your shoes when you take it out.

Mom to young son who is filling her car with gas: "Don't forget to 'spank the nozzle'."

by euphemismo August 20, 2013

spank the cell

A term commonly used by suburban teens on away messages in order to inform their peers to call them on their cellular devices

auto response from suburbanteen:
I'm out!!!
spank the cell

by mmmhmmm July 13, 2004

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018

Spank The Monkey

To stroke a black mandingo

Bianca: "Can I spank the monkey" *winks*
Ope: "wtf that's too much!"
Gurpreet: "But I can" *wink* *wink*

Ope: "... Come let's get a room "

by Bianca2019 April 5, 2019

spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.

Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"

by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.

Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex

by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021