Patient Zero Day

As "Patient Zero" refers to the first known infected case in a zombie plague, Patient Zero Day is the celebration of the coming of the first ever zombie- that zombie is Jesus Christ. (Patient Zero Day is Easter).

"Happy Patient Zero Day! Did the bunny give you chocolate eggs?"

by seepyseedy April 01, 2013

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negative patient care outcome

Political correct term for death expirenced while at the hospital: see alsobit the shit

I was told your husband was in the hospital and was shocked to hear he had a negative patient care outcome.

by vernon February 03, 2004

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cancer patient lookin ass

A little cunt ass bitch that looks like a 4 ft tall banana lookin ass cunt bitch boy and sells his man pussy for money for his cocane addiction (he’s gay too)

What a funny lookin cancer patient lookin ass

you got there fella

by Boiiwantthisusername December 04, 2017

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never was the patient type

To be impatient. The desire to not want to wait for things to occur. A saying some would say, to never be a type of way.

I never was the patient type when it came to waiting in lines .

by Abcvd December 25, 2023

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whore patient

A long-term (or frequent flyer) patient in a hospital, rehab, or nursing home. After some time has passed, the patient has been taken care of by each staff member at least once.

Charge Nurse: John you're taking care of 420 today, sorry its your turn.

RN John: Aww man! I know they're nice and all, but they can be so needy. What a whore patient

Patient: Nurse I need the bedpan again

by NurseNastay October 04, 2022

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