It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.
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Get the The number one sluggard mug.1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One". 2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sarcastic and mocking attitude towards corny, encouraging statements such as "You're number one!" 4.) Alludes to her constant acquiring of phone numbers, due to her witty conversation starters and remarkable charm
After returning with another phone number: "She isn't called The Number One for nothing."
"I dare you to do it. Or aren't you The Number One?"
"I dare you to do it. Or aren't you The Number One?"
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Get the heyo is the number one soobin stan mug.Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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Get the The Number 2 mug.The Number System is used by those who want to keep the names of their lovers/crushes a secret between close friends and in public places such as school or in the mall. Each Love, Crush is numbered in numerical order and it does not matter if one has spoken with their crush yet.
For Example 1 is the First Crush and 5 would be your fifth crush.
For Example 1 is the First Crush and 5 would be your fifth crush.
Guy to his male friend.
Guy - Hey i saw 5 the other day in the supermarket.
Friend - 5?
Guy - You know, The Number System?
Friend - Oh right, 5.
Guy - Anyway she seen me at the supermarket.
Friend- Oh cool, did she say anything to you?
Guy - No she didn't. :(
Friend - Well at least your 6 speaks to you.
Guy - Hey i saw 5 the other day in the supermarket.
Friend - 5?
Guy - You know, The Number System?
Friend - Oh right, 5.
Guy - Anyway she seen me at the supermarket.
Friend- Oh cool, did she say anything to you?
Guy - No she didn't. :(
Friend - Well at least your 6 speaks to you.
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