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caboose noose

An asshole clench capable of strangling your dick to death.
I think that girls caboose noose the other night left a rash on my dick. I wanted to pull out, but she wouldn’t let me.
by sadinhoney July 10, 2018
mugGet the caboose noosemug.

Poop-noose

The poop-noose is the opening where the gastrointestinal tract ends and exits the body. The poop-noose starts at the bottom of the rectum, the last portion of the colon (large intestine). The anorectal line separates the poop-noose from the rectum. Tough tissue called fascia surrounds the poop-noose and attaches it to nearby structures.
That charmin ultra is really nice on the old poop-noose!
by Alto_Shock May 4, 2021
mugGet the Poop-noosemug.

Noose Month

During the month of January, you are allowed to hang anybody and anything that is considered to be shit.
Kid 1: "Where is Kyle?"

Kid 2: "It's Noose Month, he was a piece of shit so I hanged him."
by Hamza Bin Laden December 7, 2019
mugGet the Noose Monthmug.

Noose caboose

When a girl take the hang mans dance to far accidentally hangs herself and then you have sex with her dead body
Last night got crazy when I gave her the noose caboose
by Belloma42 May 26, 2019
mugGet the Noose caboosemug.

shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.
"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
by bigmiketastic88 June 27, 2010
mugGet the shopping for a noosemug.

Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
by Richter ass June 29, 2011
mugGet the Wedding noosemug.

Noose bait

A racial slur for any member of the African American race. Used mainly by white people in parts of Kentucky but not looked upon as necessarily racist because of its comedic value.
If I could just wiish one thing for my daughter it would be that she doesn't grow up chasing noose bait.
by djscottpeterson July 23, 2010
mugGet the Noose baitmug.

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