Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman

Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021

Morgan Freeman

the fucking wisest man on earth

morgan: i am morgan freeman
person: u r wise

by THE SCOOTER 6969 April 10, 2023

Morgan Freeman

God

Son: Dad! Who’s morgan freeman
Dad: god son, mr freeman is god himself.

by Itzsnoozy March 28, 2021

Morgan Freeman

god

Morgan freeman is god

by stupidstuff334 May 7, 2021

Morgan freeman

A man who makes me nut when I hear his voice

Yo Morgan freeman is god

by I’m a nutterbutter June 5, 2021

The Morgan Freeman

When a man with a deep voice talks to the vagina and, in the process, motorboats the clit.

Man I pulled The Morgan Freeman on her so hard she came all over the place.

Billy Morgan Freemaned me last night and I legit came.

by Badassboss August 11, 2018

Morgan Freeman body pillow

A cardinal sin and must be punished with extermination.

Hey do you like my Morgan Freeman body pillow Jeremy will now be burned at the stake

by Definitely not Schteevo1 June 27, 2022