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live off the land 

Formerly referring to there being an adequately-abundant supply of wild food and clean water in a certain area that a human could survive there for extended periods, it nowadays is often a "grim grinds" reference to how wasteful the population in a given area is as a whole, and that a good scrounger could literally find enough edibles and other basic essentials in the neighborhood's dumpsters and waste-piles to sustain himself quite comfortably.
Visiting dude, accompanying his buddy to help scavenge for discarded returnables in a shopping-mall complex: Zheesh, Dude --- look at all these still-perfectly-edible half-eaten sandwiches and pizza-slices just tossed out in da trash-bins! There's enough here to feed an army!
Local dude who's showing his friend around: Ooooh, yeah --- fer sher, Pal! We are a VERY wasteful society --- feller could live off the land around here, 'specially in da summertime when all da tourists are flocking though!
live off the land by QuacksO October 5, 2018
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The Fat of the Land 

One of the best albums of the 20th century which dominated most of the 90's and set record highs for music charts in Europe and America.
Breath the pressure...come play my game and i'll test ya!!!
-The Fat of the Land - Prodigy
The Fat of the Land by Simmy7103 November 13, 2006

the land of boggs 

An amazing person about mostly 2 boggs called boe and boggo and every episode it would have a topic
OMG THE LAND OF BOGGS LIKED MY POST

big boner down the lane

Big boner down the lane
p1 "big boner down the lane"
p2 "thats the funniest shit ive ever seen"

Freeman-on-the-Land 

A human being in a common-law jurisdiction who has lawfully revoked consent to be represented and thus governed.
A Freeman-on-the-Land cannot be charged under a statute without the written authorization of the Attorney General.

The Lansky 

The Lansky: the act of ejaculating directly into the ear or ear canal, or having ejaculate administered into the ear canal: one can be given, or can give the Lansky

Pronunciation:
\'land-ske\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
English,
Date:
20th century
John accidentally gave Jane The Lansky when she unexpectedly turned her head.

Jane couldn't hear for three days after she got The Lansky at a party.

Instead of a facials, John likes giving Jane The Lansky.
The Lansky by Peter Glodowski October 9, 2007

Salted The Land 

To completely ravage a woman's genitals.

The destruction of one's vagina during intercourse.
The aftermath of an authentic pussy pounding that renders the vagina nearly useless.
Bob-"Hey, are you going to bang her?"
Jim-"Hopefully she will let me hit it."
Bob-"I wouldn't do that if I were you..."
Jim-"Why not?"
Bob-"I heard that Johnny salted the land when he last got the chance."
Jim-"Oh. Good call bro. That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Thanks."
Salted The Land by landsalter July 13, 2010