the jonah 

straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and butt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your cock in and out of your mouth causing you to ejaculate in her mouth and on her face.

commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.

can be considered rape

Yo J
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough

the jonah by doingthejonah March 30, 2011

Swallow the Jonah 

When you receive oral sex as you're scuba diving or snorkeling with whale sharks. In order for it to be a true Swallow the Jonah, you must reach full climax and your partner must swallow most, but not all of your discharge. The left over is obviously for the whale sharks.

She performed a Swallow the Jonah, not once, but twice while scuba diving off Mexico.

Swallow the Jonah by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonah the Lesbian 

She's a gay persona of John

Hey Jonah The Lesbian, your hairis shit

Jonah the Lesbian by the true sans undertale December 6, 2018

dwane the raqi johashem 

the rocks long lost son and reborn in the underworld raised by Osama bin laden, for hid contributions raqi johashem become a world wide star not knowing his origins.

dwane the raqi johashem is the besttt

dwane the raqi johashem by brebabbabab January 18, 2023

Jonah the boner 

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner

Look its Jonah the boner

Jonah the boner by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025

Jonah and the Whale 

Jonah and the Whale is when you are fucking a heavy-set woman -- at least 300 lbs -- in the ass on the banks of Folly Beach with a lubricated condom that slips off your member during your breach. Forty-eight hours later, while the woman shits out the two day reposit of fast food, she is horrified to find the condom in her greasy anal discharge swimming like the Biblical Jonah.

The preacher's sermon was boring so I took my fat girlfriend under the pew to demonstrate the story of Jonah and the Whale. She fully understood the parable when she shit out my Troj-enz Magnum Shared Pleasures® condom forty-eight hours later.

Jonah and the Whale by Harry Setatestes September 26, 2006

jona and the whale 

When a male inserts his erect penis into the mouth of another and then cums in the asshole of the same person. Then that person farts the semen out of the asshole so it looks like a blowhole.

Jane an Bob went home after a couple of drinks and performed, Jona and the Whale.

jona and the whale by Jona Smiths September 30, 2006