Peeking Groundhog

Placing your spread ass on a window and allowing your shyt to poke out.

Go up to his car and give the principal a peeking groundhog

by 0utsyder December 22, 2017

Fauci groundhog

A person willing to blindly follow Anthony Fauci down the rabbit hole without questioning where Fauci is going and why he is going there.

Nicolle Wallace is a Fauci groundhog

by Sexydimma January 8, 2022

groundhog night

The night equivalent of Groundhog Day, e.g. when you wish a previous dream or night experience to repeat.

"I am hoping for Groundhog Night"

by MB 1 August 15, 2018

Iron Groundhog

when a dude uses a magnet to pull a metal probe out of a lady's poop shoot or coochie after insertion.

Jordan Shafapay loves to give out the Iron Groundhog to Chase Smith's mother

by Doctor Ballscratch May 18, 2004

Groundhog Day

A condition in which one is so constipated that the poo is limited to a slight exposure, enough to reveal its shadow, and then retreats back into its hole.

Rats! I had a Groundhog day today! Hopefully tomorrow will be my Spring cleaning!

by Sakekij January 21, 2009

groundhog day

When you have too much stuff to do, and not enough time to do it.

I'd love to come out clubbing tonight, but I am having a bit of a groundhog day! I ain't got the time!

by Chewiee May 14, 2003

Facebook groundhog

Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.

Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.

Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014