Fedex

verb, to intentionally lose or misplace something, often for the purpose of frustrating its owner.

I didn't want my dad seeing his cranky new girlfriend friday night, so I fedexed his car keys.

by withonef March 31, 2023

Fedex

Fat ass

Damn, you’re a fedex!
You have a big fedex!

by Iloveurbandict October 8, 2022

FedEx Flight 80

A crash that happened in 2009 which killed both pilots, but little kids are making shitty videos about it.

“Man this is the 65th time I’ve seen a shitty FedEx Flight 80 video made by a cringy ass 8 year old on my shorts feed.”

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME January 15, 2024

FedExing

The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.

My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021