Fedex

Fat ass

Damn, you’re a fedex!
You have a big fedex!

by Iloveurbandict October 8, 2022

Fedex

verb, to intentionally lose or misplace something, often for the purpose of frustrating its owner.

I didn't want my dad seeing his cranky new girlfriend friday night, so I fedexed his car keys.

by withonef March 31, 2023

FedExing

The maximum girth a pussy can take. FedEx package limitations are length x width x height = girth.

My girlfriend loves it when I'm Fedexing her pussy.

by Pierced69 December 19, 2021