clubbing dodos

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.

Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.

by Sick Ticket May 06, 2017

Iman Dodo

A homosexual guy that only thinks about his benefits and environmental jozveh and his grandfather is Ghasem the Sodomite.

Iman Dodo thinks he’s a dude but no one cares about that shit

by Babaamm August 16, 2018

whacking the dodo

the final hand-job before a vasectomy

"Sir, we are ready for you now. Sir?"

"Oh sorry Doctor, he'll only be a moment. He's just whacking the dodo in the bathroom."

by Emvaya May 06, 2020

dodo head

An endearing way of saying to someone of telling someone they haven't a clue. Not meant to offend, but meant jokingly.

"You Dodo Head!" or "You Dodo Bird"

by brat-a-tat-cat September 13, 2008

way of the Dodo

Something that is passe or is no longer seen or used.

(Coined by Jason Shotwell, as heard in "Superman III"

Video Arcades have gone the way of the Dodo.

by Chris O'Brien November 24, 2006

dead as the dodo

To be very dead indeed. The dodo was a large flightless and idiotic bird brought to extinction in 1681 by Sailors who wished to take thier heads home to thier native countries. Unlike some other extinct animals (Thylacine, Carolina Parakeet, Passenger pigeon, flightless Ibis etc.) It is certain that the last of these creatures is dead. The word dodo is interchangeable with Quagga, giant lemur, Auroch, Giant Moa or any other long-time dead animal.

In 100 years communism will be as dead as the dodo, and Karl Marx will be denounced.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Dodo Dinner

Performing oral sex upon a girl who has not washed her neither regions in a number of days/weeks, culminating in the release of a smell comparable to a dead animal.

I feel ill! my wife made me eat a dodo dinner last night!

by Phil McAvity28 June 29, 2010