the oxy-clean

This is where you ejaculate/nut on a chicks face then squirt some liquid laundry detergent on top of your cum. "please use with every load.

I the oxy-cleaned my girlfriend last night.

by big pimpin mac bitch September 13, 2009

clean the pickle

to masturbate in a fashion of gently stroking up and down the phallus, pleasantly, covering all spots...compared to vigorously and violently beating the meat...which can leave chaff marks

When colby got home ,he planned to clean the pickle, to save him from further scarring

by rickyyyyy June 10, 2007

Clean the cow

Wash a larger then average lady.

I have to go home and clean the cow!

by The Noun Assassinator July 13, 2010

Clean the Tank

To get rid oneself of a troublesome or otherwise undesirable wife, fiance, or long-term girlfriend by any means necessary, usually ending in her disappearance due to an untimely death.

Hector's old lady is always on his ass about everything he does, and causing drama for no good reason. If I were him I'd just have to clean the tank already and be done with it, because she's just too insane.

by Shardo December 14, 2016

the squeaky clean

What you get when you do the dirty in the shower.

I went around asking everyone what it would be called if you did the dirty in the shower, the squeaky clean, was my answer.

by imaprettycoolbrunette January 30, 2005

Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.

Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

clean the floor with

to defeat someone decisively

I will clean the floor with that punk.

by The Return of Light Joker May 8, 2009