Christmas Tree Party

When you stick your penis in the thing you pour water into and your friends are watching and joining in slowly and slowly

Christmas Tree Party is the perfect gift if you want to be pleasured

by Hms Faggots December 21, 2017

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover February 13, 2007

Gay as a Christmas Tree

Referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it's bent or leaning in one direction or another. You can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.

Bill - Wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!

Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?

by tap'n,it June 19, 2010

Christmas Tree controversy

A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.

Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.

News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.

by Jacob Mei December 7, 2010

golden christmas tree

A mega shit that is both big and long but smooth coming out.

I just shit a golden Christmas tree, I wouldn't recommend going in there for awhile.

by Thefanman April 14, 2016

Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.

That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.

by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014

A Colorado Christmas tree

The act of cumming on an amputee limb

Hey Dave, you know that one legged girl I took home last night? Well just as I was ready to blow I shot it all over her stump. That's the first time I've every pulled off a Colorado Christmas tree!!!!

by Sick&Twisted August 10, 2017