Borted

when you are waiting for something exiting to happen, but you are very bored!

I’m bored and exited, I guess I’m borted!

by anonymous November 21, 2022

Bort

To prolapse Your rectum.

Wow Did you see the length of Jerry's Bort snake

by Galzban June 11, 2018

Bort

A cars butthole

When a cat shows you it’s butthole, free bort

by Butterkup August 30, 2022

Borts

bussy shorts

yo you seen finsley walking through the hall after 1st period, his borts were poppin

by Ole' Balaclava April 22, 2023

Bort

Bort

Luke: “I’m going to bort all over your face.”
Gavin: “what is a bort?”

by Bort Sr. September 30, 2023

Bort

(Verb) To disrupt someone.

I'm sick and tired of being borted one hoop after another.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Bort

A player in an online game who displays such a profound lack of intelligence, awareness, or skill that they are indistinguishable from a poorly programmed AI bot.

Repeatedly makes the same obvious mistake

Has suspiciously robotic movement patterns but is somehow worse than actual bots

Types with grammar so broken it would embarrass a predictive text algorithm

Responds to in-game situations with completely inappropriate actions

May occasionally appear to experience brief moments of lucidity before reverting to bort behavior

"I watched a bort yesterday spend his entire gold savings on 400 wooden spoons, then try to build a house with them."
"I knew he was a bort when he kept throwing his rifle to enemies thinking it was a decoy grenade."

by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025