Verb- the action of having sex with several different people post breakup in order to get over your ex.
"My ex is still living in my house. I hope he's okay with other guys coming over a lot, because I breakup bang like crazy"
by Tweakersmakegooddonuts May 18, 2016
Get the breakup bangmug. The sadness one feels after a breakup. Usually felt by but not limited to one of the partners (often the partner who has been broken up with). Characterized by crying; blaming oneself; feeling rejected; either losing one's appetite or eating everything in sight; shooting angry glances at happy couples; and cursing at anything related to love including movies, pictures, quotes, and wall posts.
Although these are typically unisex characteristics of the breakup blues, there are some gender-specific characteristics, including eating lots of chocolate (female), refusing to leave the house (female), comments about becoming a cat lady and/or never finding love again (female), listening to lots of Taylor Swift (female), and drinking alone (male). Males function normally when sad.
Although these are typically unisex characteristics of the breakup blues, there are some gender-specific characteristics, including eating lots of chocolate (female), refusing to leave the house (female), comments about becoming a cat lady and/or never finding love again (female), listening to lots of Taylor Swift (female), and drinking alone (male). Males function normally when sad.
Girl 1: "Do you think Taylor Swift listens to her own songs after a breakup?"
Girl 2: "Probably. I heard that after Joe Jonas broke up with her, she didn't wash her hair for a week and bought a kitten as well as a sweater with cats on it."
Girl 1: "Poor thing. She had the breakup blues. When my roommate and her boyfriend broke up, she cried in her car every morning and yelled at a Jason Mraz song."
Girl 2: "Probably. I heard that after Joe Jonas broke up with her, she didn't wash her hair for a week and bought a kitten as well as a sweater with cats on it."
Girl 1: "Poor thing. She had the breakup blues. When my roommate and her boyfriend broke up, she cried in her car every morning and yelled at a Jason Mraz song."
by c&o December 22, 2012
Get the breakup bluesmug. The body someone gets after working out a lot, post-breakup. Since most people try and get fit after splitting up, they're more muscular and athletic than normal.
It can be a form of revenge, or just a way to improve yourself.
It can be a form of revenge, or just a way to improve yourself.
by wordsrcooldude May 27, 2018
Get the breakup bodmug. Best kind of breakup to worst and everything in between (best meaning most respectful)
In person
Over video chat
Over skype/phone call
Over IM
Over text
Over e-mail
Having a friend do it for you
Changing your facebook status to "single"
In person
Over video chat
Over skype/phone call
Over IM
Over text
Over e-mail
Having a friend do it for you
Changing your facebook status to "single"
Girl: That asshole just broke up with me over e-mail!
Friend: Ouch. That's pretty low on the breakup hierarchy.
Girl: Yeah. But at least he didn't just change his fb status to "single."
Friend (checking her fb) WHAT THE FRACK???!!!
Friend: Ouch. That's pretty low on the breakup hierarchy.
Girl: Yeah. But at least he didn't just change his fb status to "single."
Friend (checking her fb) WHAT THE FRACK???!!!
by elliebellie2323 October 7, 2011
Get the breakup hierarchymug. The act of scouring your entire facebook page, removing any traces of your ex. This could be pictures, comments, likes, etc.
by nerdrage201 November 22, 2011
Get the Facebook Breakupmug. A person who involves themselves in a relationship when it is none of their business, and therefore convinces one person in the relationship of the shortcomings of their significant other. Often has alterior motives.
by Samantha Fischer August 1, 2007
Get the breakup buddymug. when your partner wants to break up, and they gradually keep bringing it up until you let them have their way
by Doos Jarus December 31, 2020
Get the breakup seedmug.