business texter

A person who only texts when they find it important or when it deals with business. These people tend to stay from small talk and conversations when it comes to texting due to laziness or limited texting. Many people get mad at these business texters since they expect a text back, but are left hanging.

Friend: Whats up dude?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: Hey wanna hang out at 5?
Business Texter: Yeah sure i'll see you then.
Friend: man why the hell didn't you respond to my first text?

- Ten minutes later -

Friend: you suck dick.

by Vas E. March 9, 2010

selective texter

Someone who only get's the text messages they want to. Kind of like selective hearing, but with text messages.

Jan: I sent Brad a text and told him my mom wanted us to meet her for dinner tonight.
Sue: Oh no, how did that go?
Jan: I don't know, he's a selective texter and didn't write me back.

by lindylou22 August 28, 2009

Texter's Remorse

The feeling of regret that ultimately comes over oneself when he or she sends a text message and instantly wishes they had said something else.

An extreme example, because I cannot think of a decent one>>>

Text: Hey honey, I am all lubed up and ready for us to *Removed* later tonight.

"damn I meant to say how was your day"
(he has Texter's Remorse)

by ShreddedDreamz October 10, 2008

Texterupt

When someone texts you, and then while you are replying, they send you another text, forcing you to stop and change your message.

"Stop typing so fast, you keep texterupting me."

by Matt Haith May 10, 2014

Sleep Texter

1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters

Ah zombue slpxisnon not mnys faukmlt
^^Prime Example of a Sleep Texter's Message^^

by Shaecole January 2, 2009

textegesis

1) Critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them.

2) The exegesis of text messages.

After Joe broke up with his girlfriend, he got hammered and texted her 25 times in 3 hours. The next morning, he had a significant bit of textegesis to do.

by weyus December 9, 2009

i'm a bad texter

Someone who is clearly not interested in the person they're conversing with. Therefore, Instead of being honest about this, they'll often make up excuses as to how busy they weren't because they don't want to text that person back.

Haha, I'm sorry, I'm a bad texter. I promise I wanna talk to you though.

by Justayoungman February 10, 2017