Real testerman hours

When a girl rejects you or when you simp and a girl ignores you, or if you're online gf breaks up with you

"Damn bro my online gf broke up with me after 2 hours"

"Real testerman hours there"

by do it jiggle February 25, 2020

testette

a smaller petite version of a test that is more important than a quiz.

We will have a 'testette' next week in class.

Dont worry to much about this exam...it is more like a 'testette.'

by student in the middle row October 18, 2011

Teste Toucher

A legendary Japanese warrior known to have fondled many scrotum and testicles of dead (or alive) enemies, and thus earning the name 'Teste Toucher,' now barely used in the modern world, only used as code in gangs and agencies.
Commoners use this word as a compliment.

Caty: Hey, are you gay?
Cuntsworth: No.
Caty: Then ill call you a Teste Toucher!
Cuntsworth: Why thank you young woman.

by Scrotum Stroker August 4, 2018

Testes Twist

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.

Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.

by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020

Soil Tester

A "dirt farmer" that only sticks it in an inch.

(see definition of dirt farmer)

Come on baby, I will only put in the tip, I just want to test the soil. Hence, " soil tester "

by GIS- October 23, 2009

Sweater Tester

term made up by Phoneman to tell if a woman is well endowed and or firm. If she is wearing a sweater and you can tell the firmness, she is a sweater tester.

See USC Cheerleaders for visual definition.

Hey man you see Erin Andrews Sweater Testing last night on ESPN?? It was better than the game on. Shes the definition of a Sweater Tester

by Phoneman12 March 16, 2010

Fashion Tester

1) An individual in the process of starting their career in the fashion industry.
2) One who designs and creates fashion for a living.
3) A trainee in the fashion industry
4) An individual who enrolls in school specifically to receive a fashion degree.
5) A fashion afficianado.

Karla sewed and wore dresses when she was working on her degree as a fashion tester.

by profklingert221 May 15, 2010