Maltese Terrier

A type of very large, upholstered rat which makes a constant yapping noise which is only slightly less annoying than the sound of fingernails on a blackboard. If you live adjacent to an apartment which contains one, you will, unfortunately, be quickly driven insane by the incessant racket which it produces if you cannot find a way to dispatch it. Most people regard the Maltese Terrier as nothing more than a noxious varmint with no real use; however, this is not actually true as the Maltese terrier is quite useful as live bait when alligator hunting and can also yield high-quality shark chum when butchered and mechanically separated.

I hate Maltese Terriers.

by dresgf34ertgq3e4rt December 10, 2012

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Jack russel terrier

The speaker of the house for the Weak Beagle Committeem, right hand man of the beagle...he will make you his bitch and give you a hot lunch if you speak poorly of the beagle

The dog from fraiser...Weak jack russell

by The Beagle March 14, 2005

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kerry blue terrier

A dog that is black until 2 years old and turns a dark, navy blue than some parts turn grey.

Guy 1: Hey look at my blue dog

Guy 2: It's a Kerry Blue Terrier

Guy 1: Oh... I thought it was a Great Dane.

by POKEMON RULE April 14, 2014

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Jack russel terrier

a cute terror that is small but has a infinite personality

Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh look at my jack russel terrier!
My friend: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*carries on forever*

by lone wolf 1010 March 15, 2020

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yorky terrier

A stupid chick who whines and yaps and just annoys you with their irritating yap. They are generally tiny, and just whine and whine and don't know when to shut up.

The girl sitting behind me in class today was such a yorky terrier. She was whiny and annoying and i just wanted to kick her to shut her up.

by not_a_western_broad November 16, 2006

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