Termite

A termite is when you have a bunch of roaches either from joints or blunts then roll it up in a backwood

The plug didn’t hit me back so I had to roll a termite

by TermiteSmoket September 22, 2022

termite

someone who reads the entire terms and conditions without failure, eating through the entire 600 page document like a fucking termite. will ask a question after every subsection, without failure.

bro has been sitting there for 90 minutes just trying to make a sale while his termite client read through the entire terms bible before buying from him. dude looks depressed

by anus supreme June 04, 2022

Termite

A woman who craves wood and has a high potential of wrecking homes in her pursuit of load bearing studs.

My buddy had a termite infestation and now his wife is divorcing him.

by AllTheOtherHandlesWereTaken373 May 15, 2022

Termite

a wood killer, boner killer; in particular, an unattractive piece of clothing worn by a women.

My wife wore her termite bathrobe.

by Mjaxhunter March 22, 2021

professional termite

A pest control worker who gasses termites to death. Kinda like Hitler.

"Hey Mom! The professional termite is here to commit pesticide!"

"You're making him sound like Bug Hitler, Jimmy. Stop that. He's a professional termite."

by JaStriLaw May 25, 2023

Termiting

Instead of peeing, it goes back up your urethra then you yack it up. It tastes like lemon lime and gag reflex.

Baxter: Dude I just watched the Boys season 3 episode 1, and now I really wanna do some termiting!
Chester: Me too dude! BLAAAAAH

by Baxter Cunningham January 15, 2023

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

by fuckfacemcidiot December 01, 2017